Nickelback is NOT impressed

The Tyranny of Tradition

Nickelback

April Fools’ Day hasn’t been all that amusing for platinum selling recording artist Nickelback.  Singer Chad Kroeger woke up to over 23,000 emails written by fans who were confused by the Metal Archives.com April Fools’ Day prank that claimed, among other things, that Kroeger “waxes his chest and shoulders” and that he was “extremely touched” by Metallica’s recent album “Lulu”.  Kroeger and the rest of the band called a press conference at Alberta’s Hilton Hotel ballroom today to set the record straight.

“Okay….first of all, I have never waxed my shoulders.  I waxed my chest once when I pledged Lambda Chi in college.  But, that was it.  The story that has been circulating about me having eyebrow implants is also one hundred percent false,” exclaimed a visibly shaken Kroeger.

“And another thing, the whole story about us playing some NHL concert replacing Bathory.  Bathory for godsakes!  How many records…

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